Intel Announces New “sextium”; Processor

Industry observers have wondered for some time, why Intel Pentium name for much more than the original Pentium. The Pentium Pro, Pentium II has been released and now the Pentium III, which many experts to speculate that it was time that the name was used Sextium. "In retrospect, do not know why not call the P-Pro Sextium" said Intel CEO Andy Grove said in an interview with Dan's Data. "I mean, not that there is something rude in Spanish, or something that matters." On the question of whether this is a disastrous decision concerning the original Intel Pentium Hispanic countries, such as the publication of Putanum , refused to discuss Mr. Grove. An Intel source, who asked to remain anonymous, he said, after Mr. Grove had left, and explained that he originally planned the new Intel processor, the call Hextium, but "a little too obvious to know what I mean, what? "We do not know what he meant. Sextium The new section is scheduled for 2nd Quarter 2000 debut with sales scheduled to begin exactly one year from 1 April Announcement product. The first bar) is only 666 MHz (133 MHz front side bus, 5X multiplier, as Intel has reported mysterious problems at higher speeds with the new component. Craig Johnson, a strategic planner for the Intel 32-bit, commented on difficulties in the following way: "It's not really a problem. 666 Megahertz is a very good speed. Very well done. Yes Gut." His eyes were glazed and then backed away slowly, apparently oblivious to our questions . The new contract prices for 1000 processor is expected to unprecedented US10, 000, though Intel is in a still unexplained alternative program of payment options at the end users appear to be necessary to sign a special contract have suggested, and, in turn Sextium receive a 666 MHz processor also confusing, as what "all their worldly desires." Ron Peck, director of marketing for Intel PC price, described it as a treatment special "wonderful value for small office and household use or for corporate users, or, rather, especially, really." If the details down in the specific contract, Peck said: "It is a simple mechanism, A . .. Covenant, if you like … between the chip and a larger number of customers … Power. "Asked if the power of" increased "in relation to Intel, he replied:" , of course. Yes Lol! What do you think I meant! Ha! The interview is over! Go! "A sample of the special contract was not available at the time of going to press, said a spokesman Intel, the company is experiencing "there are some minor problems with the acquisition of the right kind of parchment in the context." Package Sextium revolutionary new processor approaches the size of conventional II or Pentium III cartridges, but part in PIN ZIF Socket 514, PII / III edge connector. None of these "Socket 514" plates are currently available, but it is expected that Intel and other manufacturers have time for the release of Sextium. Representatives of the main motherboard manufacturer Abit, AOpen, Chaintech, Diamond, Shuttle, Supermicro and Tyan, said in a statement: "We are firmly in support of this exciting new processor needed. There is no doubt about our loyalty. No doubt. We do not fail us, Mr. Intel. "John Miner, Vice President and General Manager of Intel's Enterprise Server Division, said a Xeon version of the new CPU will be available for server applications." It will always fill the same niche as the current Pentium II and Pentium III Xeon, but the name will be different. "On the question of what explains the name of the new Xeon processor Miner:" It's kind of impossible to pronounce for people. It always begins with an X, though. "He continued that strong sales of the processor" Intel that is not designated must be "in companies like Procter & Gamble, Lucent and Microsoft, as well as the expected number of purchases "a significant market segment, this type underlying the two Xeon machines, and then run Windows 95 on it." Miner described below, this market segment Xeon, "sharp as a sack of wet toilet paper rolls. Robert Ječmen, Vice President and General Manager of mobile and handheld products, Intel Corporation, has also promised a mobile version of Sextium. "It will be mobile, so good. Everybody'll be your use. almost be him – ha ha – practically a part of you! "He referred to his hand and smiled. A spokesman for Pope John Paul II has made a statement on the new processor, which establishes that" exactly what we have been warning will be issued at this time, "adding:" That's all. You are on your own. Go on, go play Quake 3! Come on, do it! Let's see if we care! "Representatives of other religious orders were not an opinion. Dan's Data has received unconfirmed reports of clergy buying canned and preserved foods shotguns.